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Corey Michael Linsley is an American former professional football player who was a center in the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Ohio State Buckeyes. Linsley was selected by the Green Bay Packers in the fifth round of the 2014 NFL draft, and has also played in the National Football League (NFL) for the Los Angeles Chargers.
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Valentino Martin Pascucci is an American former professional baseball first baseman and outfielder. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Montreal Expos and New York Mets, and in Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) for the Chiba Lotte Marines. He batted and threw right-handed.
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