{"type":"general","setup":"I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’","punchline":"I couldn’t turn it down.","id":370}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"type":"programming","setup":"If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program","punchline":"the rest of them will write Perl","id":25}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?","punchline":"A spelling bee.","id":157}
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{"fact":"While many parts of Europe and North America consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in Britain and Australia, black cats are considered lucky.","length":146}
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